What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 00:53
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?
Still no good
—
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Scientists Reveal Easy Three-Step Plan to Terraform Mars - futurism.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
ESA studying impacts of proposed NASA budget cuts - SpaceNews
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.